The Gold Bar Story

AS-200L.71110318_largeA man came home late after drinking a lot at a bar with his friends. As he staggered through the door, his wife greeted him unhappily:

“Where have you been? Where did you get this drunk?”

“Me and some friends had a drink at this new bar called Gold Bar. The bar is so amazing. Everything is made of gold! The doors, tables, walls, you name it! Even their toilet is made of gold!”

The wife did not believe in his story, so she googled the Gold Bar and gave them a call.

Bartender: “Thanks for calling The Gold Bar, how can I help you?”

Woman: “I just want to make sure if my husband is telling me the truth about your new bar. Is everything really made of gold there?”

Bartender: “Yes, ma’am. Our doors, windows, walls, floor, and tables are made of 24K gold.”

Woman: “Well, my husband says even your toilet is made of gold, is it true?”

Bartender: “Oh, give me a second,” – The bartender put the woman on hold and shouted: “Hey, John, I think I found the man who urinated into your saxophone!!”

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